Reasons Why I Am Better Than Katy Perry

  1. I don’t need to wear a wig that looks just like regular hair when stepping out of a hotel in London to greet the paparazzi.

I mean, seriously. Katy Perry has been sporting this same look of dark hair and blunt bags forever. I can see the need for a wig when she goes blue or pink for the red carpet but is it really necessary for something generic like this?

That being said, I am super happy that despite my old age, my hair is nice, thick and gorgeous. When I get ready to step out of a hotel to greet a horde of photographers and fans, I’ll be happy to toss my ponytail and show the world what a real scalp looks like.

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