One of my fears is that one day, I’ll come home and find my future daughter playing around with a dead squirrel like this video. And instead of the dad calmly telling her to come inside and take a bath, would be encouraging her to keep playing around with it and then bury it in some elaborate funeral with a miniature granite headstone. Meanwhile, I would be freaking out and hosing her down with bleach. Ugh.
My Worst Nightmare: Dead Squirrels & Children