My slutty days have passed me by……..ok let’s be real – I have never had a “slutty” day in my life…….but on Halloween I used to dress like one. I used to have these rocking parties where I got wayyyy too drunk and wore push up bras and I was Snow White in stilettos (kinda like this whore in the picture)…..no more.
My mother tells me not to age myself by saying I’m 30 when I’m actually 27 but I gotta tell ya – some things just don’t fly anymore at this age. For instance it might have been really cute to be a passed out slut-bag princess with Snickers wrappers in my hair and one hand clutching an empty bottle of tequila when I was 22 but NOW….
It’s finally November!!!! Halloween was pretty uneventful aside where I realized I’ve finally reached an age where I look forward to handing out candy as opposed to being on the receiving end or heading out to drink the night away while donning slutty outfits. I really am getting old. Just the other day, I got really excited about a song that came on the local easy listening radio station, and then I found another gray hair.